Of Aunty Ruth and Lone Examinees πŸ˜€

I think I saw my teacher tonight. A glimpse of her sideview on a bike. Aunty Ruth, my English Language teacher in Junior Secondary School. She was very strict, but she knew her onions. I remember her extra strict marking style, her summary and essay writing lessons, oral English, and all of that. I remember…

God Was Here.

I wish God would speak to me Crystal clear In unmistakable, unequivocal terms That He’d say yes or no to my polar puzzlements Or go or stay when I need the command I wish I had dreams of the future Seeing the end ere the very beginnings Knowing life’s course bit by bit Traversing same…

Of Hope, Faith, and Coming Through

(This was written any which way it came to me, I hope you make sense of it) Life is a continuum. Suicide is never worth it. Think of life as a ladder. One on which you’re never at the lowest or the highest rung. No, you’re always in the middle. It’s the way our lives…

N.Y.S.C Diaries 3

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Babygirl issssssa corper! πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒYupssssss! Corper wee wee! Corper wah wah! It’s lights out as I write but then I slept earlier hence… News in Brief Happy to announce to you that the initial gragra and stress stress is somewhat over. O.V.E.R over! Girl be mastering the terrain like a boss that she is. In…

N.Y.S.C Diaries (2)

I’m sure by the time I started writing this, you ordinary Nigerians who know nothing about service to fatherland had just begun your day! I have been awake since 3.am! Jesus! So we’ll do this the short and sharp manner, πŸ˜€ because #timeismoney #timeisgoing #campcanbeuberstressful 😨 TIP FOR THE DAY Own your time and do…

N.Y.S.C Diaries

First things first, NYSC camping is overrated. NYSC camping is underrated. This is Nigeria. πŸ˜€ Here’s a walk through my experiences, some of them. The useful lot. Once you’ve printed your call up letter and got a posting, you might want to join a WhatsApp group. I did that and it was super cool and…

PUPPET

There are times when someone does things to us we love, they get us so well we’re in awe. They do, say, feel and think the right things about us, at the right time, it’s just perfect. At other times these same things irk us. We have become so predictable, they now have our console,…

Ask Me About Good Food : Pancakes with Fried Yam And Plantain

Hi lovelies! Here’s another uber easy meal you should try out. I’ll show you exactly how I made it. On y va! WHAT YOU NEED Yam Ripe Plantain Flour Sugar Butter/Oil Baking powder HERE’S HOW Let’s make the pancakes first! Pancakes are a go to any day in the world of dough😁 Work butter or…

Onisonu (A Poem)

Onisonu is a Yoruba word which means… Ah, who will help translate? So it basically means someone who does things deliberately to upset another or embarrass them. Something like that, 😁. Here’s one good old poem dedicated to such people. If you know one, show them this😁 ONISONU* Before we left… No eating, no drinking…

Ask Me About Good Food (Some Beans, Vegetables and Fried Plantain

Today’s meal is exceptionally nutritious and guess what? It’s quite easy to make too, as always😁. It could be your breakfast, lunch or dinner! I’m going to show you exactly how I made it as shown in the photos! Come along! WHAT YOU NEED Beans (Picked) Vegetables Ripe Plantain Salt Onions Pepper Stock cube Palm…

SUMMONS, ARREST & SEARCH WARRANTS, APPLICATION FOR POLICE BAIL

SUMMONS Summons is a document issued by the court to an offender inviting him to appear before it to answer to a complaint made against him. It is normally issued in respect of minor offences. It remains in force until executed or cancelled by the issuing authority. A public summons can be issued against a…